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if holden caulfield is real and is living, if he chanced upon me, he'd beat the shit out of me and kill me with his bare fists. i am a fake. i love everything and anything anglo, thinks and act like i'm anglo when i'm actually not. i worship another race because i think my own race is incompetent and impotent when i might actually be more incompetent and impotent than they are. which makes me, as holden caulfield would have put it, a phony. a first-class, gold-plated, honey-brazen phony.

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Monday, June 05, 2006


cost of birthday cake: $25.00

cost of lighter: $0.70

cost of a gomez, shahril and john looking silly: $0.00

cost of laundry: $6.00


cost of us ourselves taking a deep breath when stepping into the neoprint shop knowing that we will in effect lose our manhood and we will be looking ridiculously gay but braved ourselves anyway just to show our appreciation for mark toh soon long: PRICELESS.

ohohoho.

lame, man! so the bash had soon long covered with cake. following the initial sabotage, we had a game of cat and mouse around the school, with soon long taking a chase at everyone for revenge. i got out scott-free (because i was fast enough to lose him) but he did got me gasping for air when i finally managed to hide in both the male and female toilet during two separate moments. the next procedure of birthday-boy-saboh-ing came when andrew managed to grab hold of him and i pinned him down ala jason statham in the movie the transporter 2. what happened next? well, tomato paste, cadbury cocoa and more cake dumped into his mouth.

awesome day, man.

and to soon long: happy 18th!



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