so i was doing voluntary guard duty to escape the oc evening and it was all dandy because it was pretty much own time own target slackeroosting shit. fun stuff because meself and me mate had to do it at the ammo dump which was isolated and creepy and stuff, supposedly a haunted place. it was so out of place that starhub didn't have any network coverage over there (although i think it's just starhub being starhub piece of crap because singtel and m1 had the coverage as per usual) so i had my phone autoroamed to malaysia's celcom or maxis. i called up dearest because i missed her so and talked and talked and suddenly got cut off. i was pissed mad at me phone and all and tried calling her back and got her after 3 minutes of frantic redialing. the line got connected, she picked up and she said in a serious tone, "awak, just now when i tried to call you back right, i heard a woman's voice talking in malay, you know." i was scared shit because i was behind the ammo dump in the middle of the frikkin jungle rumoured to house the auntie in white so i was like, "har? really ah? eh don't scare me la please." so she replied, "really, really. the woman was saying in malay, nombor yang anda telah dial tidak dapat dihubungi (translated: the number that you have dialled cannot be reached)." i squinted my eyes and i was like, "you think you funny?"

i swear baby's super cute. at one in the morning, in the middle of the jungle, i laughed and was smiling silly.