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if holden caulfield is real and is living, if he chanced upon me, he'd beat the shit out of me and kill me with his bare fists. i am a fake. i love everything and anything anglo, thinks and act like i'm anglo when i'm actually not. i worship another race because i think my own race is incompetent and impotent when i might actually be more incompetent and impotent than they are. which makes me, as holden caulfield would have put it, a phony. a first-class, gold-plated, honey-brazen phony.

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Friday, July 24, 2009
not really in the mood to blog these days for reasons that would need to be blogged about another day. but for now, i shall extract the whole post from the girlfriend's lj word for word:

"i have been feeling restless, listless, unhappy, unresponsive and to this day i know not why. so technically i'm bothered about nothing. but if you've followed Seinfeld long enough you'd know that nothing is actually god damn something, only basically nothing. ah now how messed up am i.

and so at times like these you'd think tauf would actually be here attending to my unclassified mood but nooo,

-after the millionth call, he finally picks up-

Me: baby i wanna tell you that whenever you're sleepy, which is all the time, you refuse to entertain me.
Tauf: baby i love you but i sleeping.
Me: but i'm boredddddd and sadddddd.
Tauf: why sayang. baby i love you
Me: i don't know. =(
Tauf: okay let's sleep. i love you.
Me: (0_0) Alah, go sleep lah sleep until you die. Take care.
Tauf: okay i love you take care.
Me: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH."

lesson to all female species: NS boys need sleep as much as they need air to breathe.

okay, class dismissed.


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