today,

slacking, two hours of,

ciggies, two sticks of,

kitty food, two packets of,

and most importantly,

(extremely gorgeous) legs, two pairs of.


awesomeness of the most awesomed, the autobahn of jane number 2.


"oh, you horny boy!"

"but love, you look so prettiful."


oh how i wish i could ______ her _________.


-fill in the blanks, please-


-.- laterrrs.