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if holden caulfield is real and is living, if he chanced upon me, he'd beat the shit out of me and kill me with his bare fists. i am a fake. i love everything and anything anglo, thinks and act like i'm anglo when i'm actually not. i worship another race because i think my own race is incompetent and impotent when i might actually be more incompetent and impotent than they are. which makes me, as holden caulfield would have put it, a phony. a first-class, gold-plated, honey-brazen phony.

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006

happy v-day, people.


heike was the sole reason why i dished out several MMSes to certain people just to wish them happy v-day. she bribed me in school by her unusually cute outlook today and her "awwing" compliment. later on, she reminded me about my MMS stint last year. so yeah, why not do it again this year?

apart from the religious barrier, heavy commercialization and over-priced items that make flower-shop owners grin with the coming of v-day really bugs the hell out of me. it's expensive and impractical and it's probably satan's way of pulling in materialistic values upon God's slaves. i've even got some invites by some of my single, bitter and emotional mates for a drinking session which i am tempted not to refuse.

but hey, i'm trying to be a good boy, yeah? so not this year. besides, i've got a date with cjc soccer team the next day.

okay, so i'm not being romantic but i guess i'd rather charm my way for the rest of the year than imposing severe fiscal suffering towards my coin pouch on one big occasion. money is everything, isn't it, ladies? so said martina who wants 'a blank cheque with a signature' for v-day. although it's a very nasty statement, i have to agree that guys should provide monetarily and financially.

let me get a job first, ya?

and one final confession on v-day is the sexual reference of which is ultimately the touching up on an otherwise perfectly fucked up and very flawed day.

yes, i certainly am horny today.


4 Comments:

  • this pic looks gay.
    maybe its the composition.
    or its just your legs, they look like they belong to two different people, which then implies some homo conotations to the pic.

    very brokeback mountain.
    bagus!

    By Blogger Airina Margot Falafel Frou Frou Tenenbaum Imran, at 1:46 AM  

  • what's with all the heavy brokeback mountain referrals? overused, man.

    oh, and did you see the snapshot of jack gyllenhaal's face during the heath ledger over the shoulder back-hug? damn funny, sia.

    By Blogger Trent Fellah, at 8:15 PM  

  • i'll give you one reason for brokeback-references:

    JAKE GYLLENHAAL

    oh oh oh orgasm. and you know how my ultimate fantasy involves two bi/gay men - SO THERE YOU GO!


    its like they picked it from out of my head. marlboro + fags + sexy +jake = brokeback!

    By Blogger Airina Margot Falafel Frou Frou Tenenbaum Imran, at 9:22 PM  

  • enough said.

    you're freaky, man.

    female-homos are fine and hot. but male-homos?

    -.-

    By Blogger Trent Fellah, at 9:00 PM  

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