i so need to stop these one-liners.

"what men desire is a virgin who is a whore."

-edward dahlberg

give me novacaine.

Monday, May 29, 2006

the nickname given by the cheena and sometimes the not-so-cheena mates. yeah, i kinda grew on it.

aye, my name's tau-pok, savvy?

-.-

Sunday, May 28, 2006

today was suppose to be a good day with a good book and a good tea and a good weather to enjoy isolation at it's very best.

turned out otherwise. and the jog was disparaging after my stints. i can seriously feel the declining difference in my fitness.

something was and is still duly amiss.

(i want ballet dancer(s) for my birthday.)

Thursday, May 25, 2006

taufiq absolutely do not eat his greens (except for, maybe, long john silver's coleslaw).

Monday, May 22, 2006

"If wishes were fishes, we'd all cast nets, and the sea would be barren for that."

(i'm horny today.)

Sunday, May 21, 2006

okay, so our little bungalow house cum property in johor bahru seems to be in a huge void even after the lawsuit against the bitch. we won, yes, but the application process for the payment is taking a helluva long time. my mom approached some influential malaysian datuk in johor bahru who's in charge of the malaysian property committee or something to speed up the process and the big kahuna, without putting any thoughts, asked for 1000 singapore dollars as a fee. my mom was definitely pissed, by the obvious portrayal of corruption and the useless trip she made at night to the dreaded pithole of trash.

i have every reason to get infuriated by most of the malaysians. they are blood-sucking animals who get jealous of us singaporeans even though we are closely related. word has it, they have some double standards towards us singaporeans. it's disappointing, really, knowing that the government in malaysia is islamic based but still is loosely kept and taken care of. with all due respect, mister ahmad badawi is doing a pretty good job in his term after mahathir but the ministers below him are really pulling each others' dick hairs like nobody's business.

Saturday, May 20, 2006

the score of the mighty morphin' power rangers theme song (with the liquid-title-and-writing-another-title-over-a-classical-score) done by reuben which had me in crazy stitches.

did i mention that reuben is one funny-assed fella?

yeah, i admit: failure scares the shit out of me.

so what?

-.-

Thursday, May 18, 2006

and so some juvenile 13-year-old girl got my address on msn messenger. pun intended, i decided to play along (although it should be noted that i am straight):

-.-

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

a shite person on a potentially shite day with a shite mindset during an ultimately shite routine followed by a shite-ly wussy scenario that made the shite person ever more shite gives good explanation why the shite person's day was fucking shite.

bad day for the obvious (and the not so obvious) reasons.

i need more apple juice.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

note to self:

you should not WILL NEVER kick a 550 ml spray can of air freshener when you fail to move on to the next level of tony hawk's underground (or any other console games for that matter).

thanks,
tauf.

i should be less volatile from now on after learning the hard way. bloody hell lar, my toe hurts like crazy now.

Friday, May 12, 2006

male chauvinists can be an element of pain in the arse to most women. their lack of trust in the capability of most women, treating women like chocolates with i'm-bored-with-this-chocolate-let's-have-another-one mindset, having the sentiments of male superiority, not giving a hoot about most women, etcetera. despite the negative specifics, who said that male chauvinists cannot be romantic?

because of the usual treatment of most insignificants, once they find the worthy lot, of their perfect preference, they'll treat these special lot like gems because these special 'kind' would be very hard to come by. this factor serves as a strong reasoning why male chauvinists will in turn be biased at the expense of most insignificants.

just telling.

-.-

Monday, May 08, 2006

natalia is hot natalia is hot natalia is hot natalia is hot natalia is hot
natalia is hot natalia is hot natalia is hot natalia is hot natalia is hot
natalia is hot natalia is hot natalia is hot natalia is hot natalia is hot
natalia is hot natalia is hot natalia is hot natalia is hot natalia is hot
natalia is hot natalia is hot natalia is hot natalia is hot natalia is hot
natalia is hot natalia is hot natalia is hot natalia is hot natalia is hot
natalia is hot natalia is hot natalia is hot natalia is hot natalia is hot

oh, don't mind me. infatuation-based attraction on a local model featured on urban of straits times is a rarity. it's not an obsession but more like putting me in a state of awe everytime i see her cut-outs in my day-to-day handbook organiser.

and it's all over, finally. time to let them legs take a rest.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

the interesting drain inside the yjc school compound which i (controversially) cannot specifically state the correct location of allows room for discussion on the credibility of the yjcians as students.

"oh, look who's talking."

-.-

Thursday, May 04, 2006

i am so sick of going down again and again and again.

and again.

losing is so not cool lor.

Monday, May 01, 2006

"My beloved monster and me
We go everywhere together
Wearing a raincoat that has 4 sleeves
Gets us through all kinds of weather
She will always be the only thing
That comes between me and the awful sting
That comes from living in a world
That's so damn mean

My beloved monster is tough
If she wants she will destroy you
But if you lay her down for a kiss
Her little heart it could explode
She will always be the only thing
That comes between me and the awful sting
That comes from living in a world
That's so damn mean

Lalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalala"

and of the lyrics of the song currently repeating in my player. such is the chance to indulge in the perfect scenario, ignoring the reality check smacked on the forehead of mine time after time.

"that comes from living in a world that's so damn mean."


on another note, today was awesome. enjoyed the change of sport. beach volleyball anyone?